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A cage made of solid gold! Shruff made from gold leaf! Ah this is life! It was not always like this though. Let me tell you my story…
I woke up one sunny morning in my boring cage. It was funny, I was walking in the tube that connects my two cages together, sleepy as normal, and the next thing I know, the tube breaks and I am plummeting towards the ground. Fortunately, I landed softly in my owner’s handbag. Like normal, I fell asleep as this was a major event.
When I woke up, I heard them say, ‘Ah I do love a sunny beach! Don’t you?”
I freaked out and leaped out of the handbag. I ran around crazily before hopping into the water. FYI Syrian hamsters are only about 6 – 7cm long, 3cm wide and 3cm tall so I was fully submerged in the water. I could breathe! It was so cool! I must be special, like half-mammal half-shark! It seemed a shame to waste this one-of-a-kind ability, so I made up my mind to scavenge for lost, sunken, valuable treasure!
I was briskly walking along the seabed when… I might have sort of tripped over an old and manky banana peel. I smacked my back on the, luckily, soft sand. It still hurt. Although I didn’t give up. Later that day, I turned around to see the humongous great white swimming after me! As you can imagine, I had to swim VERY fast to get away…
I ran to the island until my little legs collapsed and by the time that happened, everything had fallen out of my cheeks and onto the sandy ground! My owner was screaming with happiness and crying tears of pure excitement!
“We are rich! We are RICH!” she bellowed excitedly!
“I will give you a cage made out of gold and shruff made out of gold leave!” She told me with great pleasure!
The conclusion of my story about me is that a special Syrian hamster – also known as me – find sharks agonizing as well as manky old banana peels. And just banana peels for that matter of fact.
That’s how I got here, sitting in my gold cage, eating expensive food and sleeping in my gold leave shruff! It was indeed a VERY happy mistake! I would just like to assure you that I lived happily ever after!