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Chapter 1
Introducing the Nibs
Hello. Welcome to the Chocolate Nibs. It’s their first day at school. They do some silly things at school so be aware not to eat them.
These are the Chocolate Nibs in Nib Class 0:
“How many toilets do you think are in Nib School?” asked Leo.
“I don’t know,” said Eleanor.
“I think two million,” said Theo.
“Don’t be silly,” said Britteny, “there won’t be two MILLION toilets in this school!”
“Let’s stop talking about toilets,” said Simon, “and let’s…”
But he didn’t get to finish his sentence.
“Wait!” said Leo, “Where is Simone and Sandra?”
“I don’t know,” said Jeanette.
“It’d better not be… school time!” said Britteny.
“It must be!” said Theo. Then they heard the school bell ring DING DONG!
“Uh-oh!” said Eleanor “it must be school time”.
So they ran as fast as they could to school.
Chapter 2
BORING Maths!
When they got to school, they saw Simone and Sandra sitting in their seats. Jeanette, Leo, Brittney, Eleanor, Theo, Simon and Sam hung their bags up on their pegs.
When they got settled down in their seats, their teacher Miss Choc said that first of all they needed to do MATHS. The Nibs were all moaning until Leo put his hand up and said “Why do we need to do MATHS?”
Miss Choc said “Why? Because we need to learn!”
So the Chocolate Nibs stopped moaning and listened carefully to what Miss Choc was saying.
“Banana plus banana?” said Miss Choc.
Simon put his hand up and said “Banana plus banana = two banana!”
“Correct!” said Miss Choc. “Now, what’s sweety plus sweety?”
This time Brittney put her hand up and said “Sweety plus sweety = Sweet Tooth!”
“Correct!” said Miss Choc. “You are all too good at Maths!” said Miss Choc. “I think it’s time for swimming.”
“Hooray!” shouted the Nibs. And they all jumped out of their seats.
Chapter 3
Milk Shake Swimming
The Chocolate Nibs all lined up next to the door and waited for Miss Choc to lead them down to the swimming pool. When they got to the swimming pool, they saw a teacher holding some pants.
“Say hello to Mr Popsy your swimming teacher,”
“Hello,” the Chocolate Nibs said.
But there was something weird about him. He was wearing PANTS on his head!
“Ok then Class 0,” said Mr Popsy “get these pants on your head!”
So, the Chocolate Nibs put the pants on their head.
Then Mr Popsy shouted “Jump in the pool!” so the Chocolate Nibs jumped in the pool.
The Nibs then realised that the pool wasn’t just any type of pool, it was a MILKSHAKE POOL!
Leo shouted out as loud as he could and said…..’MILKSHAKE!’
This was turning out to be the best first school day EVER!
To Be Continued…